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Equi Jokes

Attention! Dos Equis is a scam! Do not order!

Every time I've asked for it they've only given me one.

The Second Wave of Corona is Coming

It's called Dos Equis

Stay neglectful my friends

I adopted 3 kids recently and named them after my favorite beers; Bud Light, Miller Light, and Dos Equis. I work long days and am occasionally allowed to bring one child with me to the office. When faced with the decision of which child to take with me to work I always pick Dos Equis, because I don'...

What happens if you get Coronavius twice?

Dos Equis.

I think I have the Corona virus....

Or maybe it’s Dos Equis because it feels 2X as bad.

I don't always date people with...

I don't always date people with chromosomes...

But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

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Italian Couple

so an Italian couple walks into their hotel room for their honeymoon. they are getting ready to go to a restaurant. the husband, named Antonio, is already done so he tells his new wife that he is going down to the bar to wait for her. when the wife is ready, she goes down to the bar to find that Ant...

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