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Epipen Jokes

I have an EpiPen

My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

My most treasured possession is an Epipen

The last thing my best friend ever did was give it to me. It doesn't seem like much, but he really, really wanted me to have it. *sniffle*

My Friend asked me about my EpiPen

"Why is there an EpiPen mounted on your wall?" My friend asked while visiting

"This is a memory to my best friend. We were eating dinner at a restaurant when after taking a few bites he suddenly grabbed his throat. He kept gasping for air and when he started turning blue I knew these were his...

I have an EpiPen

I don't need it but I always keep it for sentimental value.

A friend of mines gave it to me as he was dying, I don't know why but it seemed very important to him I had it.

I have an epipen.

My best friend gave it to me with his dying breath. Iā€™m not sure why it was so important, but he definitely wanted me to have it.

I have an EpiPen

My friend gave it me as he was choking to death, it seems it was really important to him that I'd hold onto it after he died.

I bring my Epipen everywhere

It's my greatest treasure. I think my friend really wanted me to have it. He gave it to me right before he died.

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My son is so ungrateful

I bought him a peanut butter chocolate chip cake for his birthday. He just grabbed his EpiPen and complained to me about it; selfish brat!

I've never really inherited anything...

But my best friend did give me an EpiPen before he died.

Seemed really keen for me to have it for some reason.

I was by my friends side when he died on a trail in the woods. With his last ounce of strength he reached out and put the necklace he wore everywhere in my hands. The look on his face was desperate and serious, he really wanted me to have it...

And that's why I wear this epipen around my neck.

After my friend died from an allergic reaction to peanuts,

I went to his funeral. Everyone got upset when I put an Epipen on his tombstone.

So I explained:

"It's what he would have wanted"

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