A couple has a baby boy born without a body... (A Two-Parter)

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Part 1
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After years of trying to conceive, a couple finally manages to have a baby. However, the baby is born with only a head, with no body, arms, or legs. Despite the setback, the couple set out to raise their child as they would any other.

After ten years of challenging ch...

Poor Sally (2 parter)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms...

**quickly followed by**

Knock Knock

*Who's there?*

Not Sally.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you

**The first joke can only be told by someone with a penis**

Call up a friend and say "Hey man/woman, i got a joke and it's a two parter. The first part of the joke is, what has a small dick and hangs down?" Regardless of their answer, it's a bat. Then say, "What has a big dick and hangs up?" ...

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