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Ducati Jokes

I think girls hate Ducatis,

Whenever I offer them a ride on my monster they just scoff and walk away.

My son came up with this joke today. What do you call it when you're counting stock at a Ducati dealership?

Vin-vin-tory

An Italian tourist gets into a taxi and takes a ride.

Soon after they leave, the taxi gets overtaken by a Ferrari. The Italian says:

- Ferrari very fast, made in Italy.

Shortly after that, a Ducati overtakes them. The Italian says:

- Ducati very fast, made in Italy.

After they get to the destination, the fare meter shows an ...

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