My son came up with this joke today. What do you call it when you're counting stock at a Ducati dealership?

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I think girls hate Ducatis,

Whenever I offer them a ride on my monster they just scoff and walk away.

An Italian tourist gets into a taxi and takes a ride.

Soon after they leave, the taxi gets overtaken by a Ferrari. The Italian says:

- Ferrari very fast, made in Italy.

Shortly after that, a Ducati overtakes them. The Italian says:

- Ducati very fast, made in Italy.

After they get to the destination, the fare meter shows an ...

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There's this 17 years old kid who's taking an exam for his driving license..

The examinator says "It's night. You see a single light coming towards you.. What is it?"
K: "Well.. It is a motorbike! "
E: "No, no.. You have to be more specific. Is it a Ducati? A Yamaha? A Suzuki?"
K: "Ask me one more question! "
E: "Ok, ok.. It's night. You see two lights coming to...

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