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Drug Rehab Jokes

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The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting

"Stay off the grass."

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During a drug rehab session

Joke: During a drug rehab session, an addict shares, "I lost so much weight doing crack. When you're addicted to crack you don't have an appetite." The next addict shares, "I lost so much weight doing cocaine. I spent all my money and couldn't afford to eat." The next addict shares, "I lost so much ...

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A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said

'Keep off the Grass.'

I walked past a drug rehab facility today.

There was a sign on the front lawn that read "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"

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