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Name dropping

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Keanu Reeves and I are good friends," he brags to the bartender. "Just not with each other."
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My girlfriend said she is leaving me because of my constant name dropping

David Beckham warned me this might happen...
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A family with three brothers...

So, feather asked his mom:

“Mom, why is my name Feather”
“Because when you were born, I was holding you on my lap and a feather fell in your forehead!” Answered the mom.

A few days later, Drop asked his mom:

“Why is my name Drop, mom?”
“Because when you were born, I was ho...
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Why were the Artist Formerly Known as Prince's anecdotes so boring?

Because of the name dropping
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