what is the opposite of downvoted into oblivion?

Upvoted into skyrim.

How do you keep Texans and their politics in Texas?

Place a "Welcome to California" sign on every road leading out of Texas. They'll turn right around.

*Edit*: Hey, hey, hey. If you don't like the joke, downvote ME. Leave my commenters alone!

How do ghosts obtain money?

Via a polterheist. Ouch, the downvotes!

If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets....

I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.

Why are Downvotes for Reddit Posts Blue?

Because after someone has Reddit, they wanna remind you that you Blueit

Joke by my 4 year old nephew, please try not to downvote. It made me laugh when he said it though.

Nephew: are you gluten intolerant?


Me(surprised he knew about gluten): yes I am, sweetheart


Nephew: how intolerant of you

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How many reddit users does it take to replace a lightbulb?

1 to make a post about it,
4 to mention that its the wrong forum,
1 to post it to the right forum,
7 to suggest op should post it to the electronics forum,
2 to post it to the electronics forum,
1 mod to delete the second post,

3 to suggest an image post would have gathered mor...

Action Composers

All the action heroes are at Stalone's house when their phones all go off. Their agents give them news about a new action movie focused on the great composers. After the call they are all talking about who they would like to play.

Stalone: I'm not going to be in it if I can't be Mozart....

Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend?

To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right.

Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...

Every time I post a joke to this sub it gets downvoted

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Here's another godawful joke. Downvote away.

Why was the man banned from the jazz club?

Because he was a registered sax offender.

My joke about capital punishment got downvoted.

I guess it was great concept, poor execution.

I made a post about radio head being rubbish and I was downvoted into oblivion.

The karma police came for me

Did you know that pressing Alt-F4 prevents downvotes?

At least temporarily.

Why does anything posted during the night get downvoted?

Because the Australians are online.

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

I don't downvote.

It's bad karma.

Why do ants have eyes?

So they can see.


(Downvote if you like ant eye humour doesn't really belong on this sub

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My 5yo asked me to tell you guys this joke I'm so sorry...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause your butt stinks!! Ha! Stinky butt



He doesn't understand downvotes so I'll eat the loss of karma cause this made him happy

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Dork Ruined Joke Then Deleted It Because He Couldn't Stand The Downvotes: Reposted Right

An American gentleman arranged a liaison with a Japanese lady. As they were indulging in sexual intercourse, she repeatedly shouted a Japanese word which he did not understand but took to mean "Wonderful" or something similar which increased his ardor, his efforts with the lady, and his enjoyment, a...

If I had a dollar for every downvote...

I'd be rich from this post.

If I had a dollar for every downvote EA gets over their SWBFII response....

I'd probably have Darth Vader as a playable character....

What do you call a chicken that is a ghost?

a poultrygeist


Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks

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