A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of t...
A new supermarket opened near me a few weeks ago.
They’re trying a new thing: immersion! For example, when you stop by the deli you can smell fresh grass and hear cows mooing, at the fish section you smell sea salt and feel a small bit of spray on your face, and at the fruit stall you can see mist on the apples, and smell fields of oranges and pear...
A lady goes to the store to get a hair trimmer for her dog
..as she's browsing a clerk comes along and says "If you're using it on you're underarms, don't spray on deodorant for a few hours it will sting a lot." She says "No it's not for my underarms."
The clerk says "Well if you're doing your legs, don't wear pantyhose for a day, it can irritate you...
A Horse walks into a bar.
He orders a drink and puts a can of pepper spray on top the bar.
The bartender proceeds to give him the drink and says “Why the strong mace?”
Just Post Malone things
Q: What did Post Malone eat for breakfast? A: Toast Malone
Q: What did Post Malone spray on before he left the house? A: Post Cologne
Q: what do you call it when Post Malone invites you to his house? A: Host Malone
Q: what do you call post-pubertal post Malone? A:...
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