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Doughboy Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

The Pillsbury Doughboy doesn't date anymore

He's been burned too many times

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This is an old one. RIP Pillsbury Doughboy

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was...

What did the woman say after she was hit on by the Pillsbury Doughboy?

"No thanks. I'm not into roll play."

The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away.

His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes.

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Why has the Pillsbury Doughboy never had sex?

Because all of his partners are afraid they'll get a yeast infection.

I’ve always looked up to the Pillsbury doughboy.

You could say he’s my roll model.

Why does pillsbury doughboy hate being in water?

because hes dunkin dough nuts!

People keep telling me it’s weird to look up to the Pillsbury Doughboy...

But I think he’s a great roll model.

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Pillsbury Doughboy

So, the Pillsbury Doughboy was walking down the street one day minding his own business when Woody from Toystory happens upon him. The two recognize each other and say hello, and have a little chat. As the pair were saying their good byes, Woody asks "Can I poke your belly." Doughboy says "I would r...

What happened when things got hot between the doughboy and his girlfriend?

They bread.

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What do you call the Pillsbury Doughboys testicles?

Doughnuts

The Pillsbury Doughboy didn’t make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

Pillsbury Dough Boy obit

Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough,...

One time the Pillsbury Doughboy attacked me.

I kicked him in his doughnuts and ran.

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

It wasn't when the bully called me a big fat doughboy that hurt as much as the punch in my stomach.

It left a big impression.

I just found out that the mascot for a famous brand of baked goods overdosed on opiates.

Pills bury doughboy.

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