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Pillsbury Doughboy death notice.

Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy. The cause of his death was from a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in his belly.

Doughboy was buried in a greased coffin, with the gravesite piled high with flours.

Dozens of celebrit...

What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends over?

Doughnuts

The Pillsbury Doughboy doesn't date anymore

He's been burned too many times

What did the woman say after she was hit on by the Pillsbury Doughboy?

"No thanks. I'm not into roll play."

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Pillsbury Doughboy

So, the Pillsbury Doughboy was walking down the street one day minding his own business when Woody from Toystory happens upon him. The two recognize each other and say hello, and have a little chat. As the pair were saying their good byes, Woody asks "Can I poke your belly." Doughboy says "I would r...

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Why has the Pillsbury Doughboy never had sex?

Because all of his partners are afraid they'll get a yeast infection.

People keep telling me it’s weird to look up to the Pillsbury Doughboy...

But I think he’s a great roll model.

The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away.

His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes.

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What do you call the Pillsbury Doughboys testicles?

Doughnuts

One time the Pillsbury Doughboy attacked me.

I kicked him in his doughnuts and ran.

The Pillsbury Doughboy didn’t make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

Pillsbury Dough Boy obit

Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough,...

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