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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.


The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.


Doughboy is ...

What did the woman say after she was hit on by the Pillsbury Doughboy?

"No thanks. I'm not into roll play."

What do you see what the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Donuts

People keep telling me it’s weird to look up to the Pillsbury Doughboy...

But I think he’s a great roll model.

The Pillsbury Doughboy doesn't date anymore

He's been burned too many times

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What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy?

A fatass bitch with a yeast infection.

The Pillsbury Doughboy didn’t make it very far in the baking competition.

He just couldn’t rise to the occasion

The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away.

His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes.

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What do you call the Pillsbury Doughboys testicles?

Doughnuts

One time the Pillsbury Doughboy attacked me.

I kicked him in his doughnuts and ran.

Pillsbury Doughboy

Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough,...

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