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Dothraki Jokes

What do you call a Dothraki rapper?

Wiz Khaleesi

What do you call a Dothraki Mathematician

Khal culator

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

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“Game of bones”, “Dothraki Bukaki”, “ High in the shadow” and of course “Two Cleganes one Bowl”

People still having large weddings during a pandemic must be huge Game of Thrones fans.

After all a Dothraki wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.

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