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Why did the Toilet Paper trip on the door mat?

It ran out.



Courtesy of my six year old nephew !!!

What is the relation between a door mat and a door step

A step-farther

Have you seen those door mats which say 192.168.0.0?

That's home.

If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home...

I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper door mat

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