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You know what they call someone who dabbles in various styles of masturbation?

A Jack-off all trades

What do you get when you cross a talented basketball player, and an untrustworthy royal vizier?

Kareem Abdul-Jafar; although these days I hear he's a magical genie who dabbles in writing Sherlock Holmes novels.

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A man rubs a genie lamp and out pops the Genie, and the Genie says to him "I will grant you 3 wishes, but there is a catch, your ex gets twice what I give you"

The man says "I want a billion dollars" The Genie 'poofs' the money in front of him, then does another 'poof' off to the side. The guy says "What was that?" The Genie says " I just gave her 2 billion dollars", This guy is pissed, but he's got 2 wishes left, He says "I want a 40 room mansion along th...

So a man goes to the grocery store and waits in line

So a man goes to the grocery store and waits in line. He notices there's a dog front of him. When it's the dog's turn, the dog reaches over the counter and gives the clerk a note and some money. The clerk takes the necessary things, puts it in a bag and hands the bag and some change to the dog. The ...

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