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Daa Jokes

DeeDee and DooDaa

DeeDee and DooDaa were best friends who loved to fish. One day while they were fishing, DooDaa fell in the lake and drowned. Frantic, DeeDee ran to the sheriff's office. He tried to explain what happened but DeeDee stuttered really badly.

Finally the sheriff says "just show me deedee." They ...

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A man drives past a farm

He looks out in the field and sees a man fucking a sheep. He yells, "Oh, my god, that's sick! I've got to do something!"

He pulls up to the farmhouse, gets out, and knocks on the door. A young man answers.

"Excuse me sir," the man says. "But I think you should know there's a man in you...

The realistic magician

A magician is winding down to the end of a performance, and in preparation for his final trick, he asks for a volunteer from the audience. A man comes up, and the magician says, "Okay, now I'm going to lay my head down on this block, and when I say 'abra-cadabra', I want you to smack the side of my ...

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