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Cut Tree Jokes

Did you hear about the axe that could cut trees instantly ?

It’s cutting hedge technology

What do Black lumberjacks use to cut trees?

An *ask*

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At the logging camp...

A Newfie goes to northern Ontario to work in a logging camp. His first day, the foreman gives him a chainsaw and sends out to cut trees. He comes back at the end of the shift and the foreman asks him how it went.

“Jeeze, dat was hard work, but I did cut down two trees.”

The foreman say...

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