A farmer increased the yield of his apple tree by cross breeding it with a salmon

He said it was quite a fish ent.

The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.

The labradoodle dude'll do.

What do you get when you cross breed a Chihuahua with a Great Dane?

A dead chihuahua

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Apparently Jesus had a dog...

It was a cross breed.

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