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Court Trial Jokes

Mario is in a court trial for not following traffic rules.

Judge : This is the 10th time you’ve sped at a red light this week. As a punishment you need to pay $ 1000.
Its a fine that you’ve to pay.

Mario : No, itssa not.

The magician's Publicity Stunt.

I asked a magician for an \[OC\] joke to post on reddit. (Yes, I asked a magician and not a comedian, I don't know many comedians personally, sorry.)

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Instead, I got a long winded story of his most popular magic trick. He probably made it all up, but here it is.

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It w...

[Long] A young couple notices that their son appears to be unwell.

They decide it would be best to first check their son’s temperature. The mother quickly grabs a thermometer from the medicine drawer. Upon checking her son’s temperature, she is able to confirm a fever indicating that he is indeed sick, and is able to promptly cure him of his illness. “Thank goodnes...

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The Misleading Concert Title

A man is listening to a march by Elgar. As the music grows louder, he starts standing up, shaking and flailing his arms.

The concertgoers aver "Sit down! Sit down!". As the music dies down, he eventually sits down.

Then the music starts building up again, and this time he stands up wit...

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