Before the fight: I can't stand Poirier After the fight: I can't stand, Poirier
Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?
Because of Mayweather
Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo...
It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
Conor McGregor walks into a bar
...Grandpa, we gotta go.
What's Conor McGregor's favorite drink?
Tap water
Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies.
He just can't handle the Mayweather.
What do Conor McGregor and I have in common?
Neither of us have won a professional fight in over two years.
What's the best thing about buying a barrel of Conor Mcgregor's whiskey?
It's easy to tap!
UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning...
He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"
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Conor McGregor said in an interview that he thinks Mayweather is the shit.
I guess the shit really hit the fan.
Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight?
Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away
The school bully asked me if I wanted to pick a fight with him
So I showed up to his house later that day and picked the Conor McGregor vs. Khatib fight and we watched it all afternoon
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