I found a mass grave today, full of dead snowmen. "Dave…" shouted my wife.
"Come away from the pond."
What is reincarnation? A cowboy asks his friend.
It starts, his old pal told him, when your life comes to an end.
They wash your neck and comb your hair and clean your fingernails,
And put you in a padded box away from life's travails.
The box and you goes in a hole that's been dug in the ground.
Reincarnation starts in...
A brunette, a redhead, and a Blonde get ran off the road...
Out on the middle of nowhere. The car takes a few tumbles, but they all come away ok. They all start gathering supplies they could find from the wreck.The brunette finds some water bottles, "We won't get dehydrated!". The redhead finds sunblock, "And we won't get sunburnt!". The blonde picks up the ...
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