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Color Blue Jokes

What weighs less than the color blue?

Light blue

What do you call a person who studies the color blue?

A cyantologist.

Blue

Did you hear about the group of people that don't believe in the color blue? They think it's cyan's fiction

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There was a costume part with the theme of being an emotion...

...As a guest arrives dressed in green, the hosts shouts out "Envy!", and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. The host says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
A couple arrives only wearing the color blue, and the host says "Depression!", and lets them in. A little later, two naked guys walk up ...

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