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Clinking Jokes

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A Guy Goes Into A Bar

A guy goes into a bar, orders a martini, and strikes up a conversation with an attractive woman sitting next to him. "This is a special day," he says, "I'm celebrating." "I'm celebrating, too," she replies, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" he asks. "For years I've been trying t...

A three-legged old west dog walks into a saloon

his spurs clinking as he walks, his six-shooter slapping at his furry hip.

He bellies up to the bar, stares down the bartender, and proclaims,

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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Two Jews are sitting at a bar.

One of them walks over to a cowboy and says, “hey mister, I’ll bet you fifty bucks my buddy doesn’t turn around if you drop a quarter on the ground.” The cowboy finds the offer pretty tempting so he takes the bet.

A little time goes by and suddenly a coin goes clinking around on the ground. T...

Three young priests are sitting in a pub... (NSFW)

They've all recently graduated from the seminary, and they've just been told where they're being sent for their first posting: they've all requested missionary work overseas.

The first one takes a huge swig of his pint and slams it down on the table triumphantly.

"Well, I'm over the mo...

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