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Cleveland Browns Jokes

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I wish my wife were more like the Cleveland Browns.

She'd work out all week and suck dick every Sunday.

What do the Cleveland Browns and a Meth addict have in common?

They will both suck for 4 quarters.

How many Cleveland Browns fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Both of them.

I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game.

I came back and there were nine.

Why are the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Cleveland Browns in the same state?

To keep all the busts in one place.

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A Cleveland Browns fan finds a magical lamp.

The fan rubs the lamp and a genie emerges.

Genie: "I am the all powerful genie and I will grant you one wish!"

Fan: "That's easy, I want to live forever!"

Genie: "That's an impossible wish that I cannot grant."

Fan: "Okay then, I want to live long enough to see the Cl...

The Cleveland Browns are covering the playing field in cardboard for Sunday's game.

Because they always play better on paper.

What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the alphabet?

The alphabet has a “W”.

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

What is Thanos Favorite Football team?

The Cleveland browns.

So far the have:

1 Regulatory Win

1 Overtime Win

1 Tie

1 Overtime Loss

1 Regulatory Loss


Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Court Custody

A six-year-old boy was at the center of an NYC courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regul...

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>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*

A ridiculously rich man is buying his 6 year old nephew a birthday present

On his birthday, the boy gets a Porsche 911. For Christmas that year, the man bought his nephew a massive yacht. For his 7th birthday, the man bought his nephew a weeks holiday in Dubai. The boy's dad was getting worried about his son, as he wasn't getting gifts that a child his age would normally g...

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