Clamored Jokes

A young boy sat next to his grandfather on the front step and asked if he could have a sip of his beer. The grandpa asked him “can the head of your dick touch your asshole?” The boy replied “No”. The grandpa said “well then you’re not old enough”. This went on for several years always with the same ... read more

his friends started at him with a mixture of admiration and jealousy.

“Yo Vernon, your face is covered with blood! What kind of animal did you feed from?”

Vernon gazed as his friends and said smugly “None of your business!”

“C’mon Man! Don’t be an idiot! Tell us!”

“Nah. N... read more

Dignitaries and generals were touring Nazi facilities in Europe. One of the stops that they made was at a naval base where the dreaded U-Boats were based.

The dignitaries and their staffs were headed to a captured U-Boat, when a droning was noticed, and the air raid sirens went off. The Luft... read more