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Chromo Jokes

If someone can borrow me some extra chromo somes,

I'm down.

It's not incest

If you say "no chromo"

What do your friends say when you get rejected by your sister from Alabama?

Damn bro you got chromo-zoned.

Doing, or plan to commit incest?

Make sure to say "no chromo", that way it will be perfectly acceptable.

What do you say when you find your relatives attractive

No chromo

You know what they say about incest...

It doesn’t count if they yell “No Chromo”

What's the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can't make a chromo-some.



*Sorry if this is a repost, my son told this to us at the dinner table.*

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