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Why did the Math Teacher chop wood?

So he could do Logarithms.

A man hurt himself while trying to chop wood

I guess you could say he had an axe-ident.

I can chop wood just by looking at it.

I saw it with my own eyes.

The chief of staff of the US air force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of the armed forces. He directed that a nearby Air Force base will be open and all eligible young men and women would be invited.

As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F - 15 fighter jet, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them.

The chief of staff struck out his hand and introduced himself. He looked at the first young man and said...

Billy and joe are looking for work

They come across a lady who feels sorry for them and tells them that she will give them 100 dollars to chop wood at her house, when they reach the house, they see that it is crowded with many children as it seems to be a birthday party. The lady gets a phone call from the entertainment saying that t...

What I tell people is the great Canadian joke

Bob and Doug lived in the northern wilds of Canada. Winter was approaching so they went out to chop wood to keep them warm during the cold months.

After working all day they had gathered a respectable amount of firewood and were feeling pretty exhausted. Bob turns to Doug and says "Well, what...

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