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Child Predator Jokes

why are child predators good people?

they drive slow in the school zone

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Fun Fact: Did you know 1 out of every 6 people live by a child predator?

Not me though, I live by a 9-year-old kid with a nice ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A child predator, a con-man, and a priest walk in to a bar...

The bartender says: “Hey Father John!”

When Santa enters a house to give stuff to kids he’s a hero and a amazingly kind man

When I do it I get arrested for “trespassing” and “being a child predator”

When a baby alien comes to earth he got arrested, why?

because he is a *child predator*

On Halloween, a man and his son came to my house to trick or treat

I asked them what they were both dressed up as and the man said he was dressed as Predator from the movie. As I gave the man some candy, I asked his son what he was dressed as although they were wearing the same thing and he said he was a child predator.

As I gave him some candy I thought wo...

What does Chris Hansen call a baby jaguar?

A child predator

Halloween trick or treat

I remember a story from last year. I was sat in my living room when I heard a small knock at the door. As I opened the door there was a little boy dressed as the Predator, with his dad. I asked "and who are you meant to be?" kneeling down to give him a sweet, "a child Predator" his dad responds. "W...

Whats the real theme of the baby shark song?

Child predators!

My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team.

GO CHILD PREDATORS!!!

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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