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Calla Jokes

What do you calla pack of Karens?

A complaint

What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party?

T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

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Guy is stopped by the policeman

"Sir, you were speeding I will need to give you a ticket. Do you have an ID, driving license and car insurance?"

"This isn't my car. But I think I saw insurance card in the glove box when I put there my gun. I can check."

"Sir are you armed?"

"Yes, as I told you, my gun is in th...

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Must be told in a horrible, thick Italian accent

So I heard this joke a couple of years ago, I think it's much older than that though. Read it out loud in a very bad, thick Italian accent.

So, Vincenzo, my cousin in America invites me to stay with him, so I say, 'Okay, I'va never been to America, I'ma come over.

I get offa da plane ...

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