Mother and daughter go to a store to buy clothes...
**The mother tries on a dress and asks her teenage daughter:**
**Mother: Does this dress look good on me?**
**Daughter: Mom, you promise that no matter what I say you won't be mad?**
**Mother: I promise.**
**Daughter: I'm pregnant.**
A high school girl decides she wants extra cash to buy clothes
She walks all over town trying to find a job for someone her age. She meets three men.
The first man is short, stocky, and has a red beard. He offers her a job gutting fish. She wrinkles her pretty nose and says no thank you, I don’t like the smell.
The second man has a purple jumpsui...
A psychic goes to buy clothes
Employee: how about this one?
Psychic: That top is too small
Employee: You didn't even try it on
Psychic: I'm a medium
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