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A man and his friend are having coffee one morning when the friend brings up the definition of a Freudian slip...

A man and his friend are having coffee one morning when the friend brings up the definition of a Freudian slip. The man asks what this "Freudian Slip" is and his friend describes it as this: "It's when you mean to say one thing, but another word comes out. For instance, the other day I was trying to...

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A guy with a black eye boarding a plane , notices the man he's seated next to has a black eye too.

He asked the man , "do you mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The man replied, " it was a tongue twister accident, a gorgeous blonde with big tits at the ticket counter , asked where I was going. So I replied, ' I'd like two pickets to tits burgh'."
So she socked me a good one. The other man ...

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Two men are golfing. The first man asks his friend, "Have you ever been so nervous talking to a pretty woman, that you misspoke?"

His face turns read and he continues, "Because just last week, I was at the train station. I meant to ask the beautiful and large breasted ticket lady for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', but accidentally I asked for 'two **dick**ets to **tits**burgh'. It was humiliating!"

The second man replied,...

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