This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bomber?

The bomber successfully stopped a race

Warning: Police are on the lookout for an overweight man who did not pay his entrance fee to the Boston Marathon.

He is believed to be still on the run

How did the cat win the Boston Marathon?

He was a cheatah.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do Hitler and the Boston Marathon victims have in common?

Neither of them could finish a race.

Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon?

Never mind. I'll never finish it.

I watch the Boston Marathon every year with my best friend. This year his girlfriend decided to join us, but she just couldn't understand why we were laughing.

It was a running joke.

What does the winner of the Boston Marathon lose?

His breath.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Bragging Doctors

Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."

Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more...

What has three arms, four legs, and two elbows?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.