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Ben Shapiro Jokes

Why did Ben Shapiro go on a diet?

To destroy the lbs.

Why shouldn’t you ride in an airplane with Ben Shapiro?

Because he’s always trying to destroy the left wing.

Why did Ben Shapiro become a dentist?

Because plaques don’t care about your fillings.

Why does Ben Shapiro hate NASCAR?

Because the cars only turn left

Ben Shapiro dies in a plane crash. Wanna know why it crashes?

LEFT WING DESTROYED

What’s Ben Shapiro’s favorite game?

Mad Libs.

Ben Shapiro was loyal to Steam

All his friends, family, and co-workers knew that Ben would defend Steam in any argument, claiming it to be the superior game launcher, and the only one people should use. His loyalty was unmoving, and even gained him some branding deals with Valve.



One day while Ben was on his comput...

Ben Shapiro definitely has one thing going for him.

He never has to sleep in the wet spot.

Why doesn’t Ben Shapiro like winter time?

Because of the snowflakes

Ben Shapiro didn’t get my last joke...

He’s a dry guy

Whats Ben Shapiro's favourite rapper?

Logic.

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Ben Shapiro was right. You’d never be able to go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby.

You’d be *way* too short and weak, you fool.

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