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Under Cover Jokes

What do you call an Under Cover Cop?

A pig in a blanket

What does a spy do in cold weather?

Goes under cover.

Where does a spy sleep?

Under covers.

What does James Bond do before he falls asleep?

He goes "Under Cover"

A man called Andrew moved from Cork to Dublin to open a flower shop.

He was quite successful and through great marketing, quality product, and reasonable prices, Andrew's Flowers became the top garden shop in all Dublin. Some monks that had a stall set up nearby took notice and, since attendance at the local parish (and the accompanying tithing revenue) was way down,...

What does a CIA Agent do when it's time for bed?

He Goes Under Cover.

Dr. Goldberg

Dr. Goldberg was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field.

Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper at a conference, coincidentally held in his home tow...

Why can't a police officer sleep?

Because when he is in the bed, he is under cover.

How does James Bond like to sleep?

Under covers.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

January, 1774. Revolution stirs in the English colonies.

January, 1774. Revolution stirs in the English colonies. Just last month a rebel group called the Sons of Liberty caused a ruckus in Boston about tea being taxed too high. Tax collectors tarred and feathered. High anti royalist sentiment. William Cotillion, King George's personal advisor to the colo...

It is hard to find a good book

They are all under cover

Why was the gentleman with the umbrella arrested?

He was A gent under cover

Jeremy Clarkson on the farm.

After a disastrous first year on the farm Jeremy Clarkson hatches a new plan and gets ten sows and a hog to make lots of piglets.
He calls the vet and asks for any help and what to look for. The old vet tells him if the hog has been successful the sows will be asleep on their backs with all for ...

A found a dessert trying to sell me military secrets in my bed last night.

It was an under covers pie.

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