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Beautifull Jokes

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A guy was waiting at the bus stop for the bus, when a beautifull girl shows up...

She has the most beautiful tits that the has ever seen, and immediatly he goes crazy...

After 5 minutes looking at her, he can't resist and go talk to her:

\- I am really sorry... But i am in love with your beautiful breasts... If i give you $200,000 would you let me bite your boobs?...

Little Johnny wanted to send a text to his nan

Mom gave him her phone and told him to write a beautifull text, Nan would appreciate it.

After a little time she checked up on him and looked at what he was typing.

It was a nice and thoughtfull text, but it was in all-caps.

Mom asked little Johnny why he wrote in all-caps and h...

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A fat man wanted to lose some weight

So he goes to the fitness and asks what he can do to lose weight fast.

The clerck tells him about a very effective program and the prices:

* Lose 10 kg for $100
* Lose 20 kg for $200
* Lose 30 kg for $300

The man wasn't sure it will work so he bought the cheapest one. He...

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Three skiimen have to stay inside for the night, but there is only one bed.

Three skiimen have to stay inside for the night, but there is only one bed. They decide to share it and go to sleep. In the morning they get ready to go out and ask each other what they dreamed about. The guy on one side said "I dreamt of a beautiful brunette and we had sex all night.", the guy on t...

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3 man go to heaven

They are greeted by an angel. The Angel says to them: „Look guys we only have 1 rule here. Never step on a red cloud." The man are confused ar first but dont think too much of it. After a while the first man accidently steps on a red cloud. Immedeantly the angel comes to him. "Because you stepped on...

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