Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers.
As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts to leave the bar.
"Wait!" says the bartender. "You drank so much beer. Wouldn't it be wise to use the bathroom before leaving?"
"Not for me," says the pig. "I'm the type of pig that goes wee wee wee all...
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A border custom officer saw a suspicious truck at the check post.
The officer immediately asked the Truck driver to bring the truck aside for a complete check up.
"Are you smuggling something?" asked the officer to the truck driver. "It would be wise if you told me before we found something."
"Nope," said the truck driver casually. And he was right. ...
The wise hermit
A traveler made a long, arduous journey to find a hermit who was reputed to be wise. After searching the wilderness for many weeks, he finally found the old man in his hideaway. "Tell me about life," said the traveler. "Well," said the hermit, "life is like a fish."
The traveler thought on...
The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.
"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard
"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".
"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves,...