Bank Vault Jokes - 4 Hilarious Bank Vault Jokes

What does a redditor say when he detonates a bank vault?

Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold.

Two newspaper bosses are sent into a huge bank vault and find it stacked to the ceiling with piles of 24-karat bars. They can keep them for good, but only if they are able to diffuse a bomb first...

Editor 1: Thanks for the gold.

Editor 2: This blew up.

[NSFW] A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun...

He goes up to the nurse and demands she open the sperm bank vault.
She says "But sir, this is a sperm bank!"

"**Open it now!**" he shouts.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"

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Let's talk about safe sex!

Do you think they'd close the door on the bank vault while we do it?

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