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Banana Hammock Jokes

What do they call a banana hammock on the beaches of Massachusetts?

A Cape Cod Piece

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My Cake Day penis joke:

A guy goes to the beach for vacation, and he really wanted to impress the ladies on the beach. He worked out a bunch, tanned in advance, and bought a tiny banana hammock bathing suit for himself.

Each day, he put on his tight budgie smuggler and began walking the beach, smiling at the bathin...

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As I was leaving the club last night . . .

. . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction.

I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move.

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