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Baby Shower Jokes

Three wise kings debated gifts for an upcoming baby shower.

"I've got it!" the first proclaimed. "Myrrh! I'll get some from our stores! The mother could make all manner of perfumes and medicine!"

"Fantastic idea!" the second agreed, and he gasped, "Frankincense! I have a bit left over from a recent voyage! I'll bring some along!"

They turned ...

Dad, will you be coming to the baby shower?

"I'd prefer a full-size shower, thanks"

A home DNA test kit

does not make a good baby shower gift.

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Gave my wife a baby shower and she was mad

Took her awhile to clean the cum out her eyes and hair

It's weird that they call it a baby shower.

A more accurate name would be a supplies party.

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What do they call a baby shower in Japan?

A Bukkake.

What is one event the guest of honor is not expected to show up?

A baby shower

[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower

It was the worst baby shower ever

An expecting couple is buying party supplies.

The cashier asks “What’s the occasion?”

“Oh, We are having our baby shower,” says the wife.

“That’s pretty impressive,” says the cashier. “My wife and I still have to bathe ours.”

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Last year my ex got mad at me because I was masturbating during a shower..

..which usually wouldn't be a big deal, but.... It was a baby shower.

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