A joke from my very proud wife: what do you call a tiny axolotl?
"An axolitl!!"
I kept asking the aquarium owner about the walking fish.
He said 'you axolotl questions!'
What do you call an expensive axolotl?
A that's a lotl
What is the most curious amphibian?
I'll give you a hint: They axolotl questions.
So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's...
And says, "Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."
What did the quiet Mole Salamander say to the talkative Mole Salamander?
"You sure do Axolotl questions"
Why are herpetologist the most inquisitive zoologists?
Because they axolotl questions.
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