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Axolotl Jokes

Knock knock

Who's there

Axolotl

Axolotl who?

you sure do Axolotl questions.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

A joke from my very proud wife: what do you call a tiny axolotl?

"An axolitl!!"

How did the salamander learn so much?

He would always axolotl questions

What do you call an expensive axolotl?

A that's a lotl

I kept asking the aquarium owner about the walking fish.

He said 'you axolotl questions!'

What is the most curious amphibian?

I'll give you a hint: They axolotl questions.

So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's...

And says, "Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."

What did the quiet Mole Salamander say to the talkative Mole Salamander?

"You sure do Axolotl questions"

Why are herpetologist the most inquisitive zoologists?

Because they axolotl questions.

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