Aretha Jokes - 5 Hilarious Aretha Jokes

What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins

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My neighbour banged on the wall at 430am this morning!!!!

Can you believe it. Lucky I was still awake listening to music.

They banged and shouted "Can we have a little respect please?"

I shouted back "I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but this ones for you"

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Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin got it on in Spanish Harlem. As a result, Aretha gave birth to twin girls on the longest day of the year. What did they call them?

Solsticetas

A group of veterans decided to put out a cover of an Aretha Franklin song

They're calling it RESPTSD .

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Probably too soon to update this, but here goes anyway. . .

Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Aretha Franklin. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no soul.

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