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Approval Rating Jokes

Biden has a higher approval rating among female voters than Trump

However it was the Mail voters that won Biden the Election.

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Alabama has the highest approval rating for Trump in the country.

They also have a law banning the sale of vibrators.


Apparently they can only support one dildo at a time.

Trump’s wall is like his approval ratings

They’re both never going up

call me crazy, but i think it is possible for a Democratic president who spent his first term setting records for high inflation, gas prices and low approval ratings to win a second term in office

Jimmy Carter 2024

Trump and Obama meets during inauguration.

Trump asks: Barack, your approval ratings are pretty high. I love ratings bigly. Can you give me some tips?

Obama: The key is having a strong administration. I make sure that my administration not only works hard but is also composed of smart people.

Trump: What do you mean?

Oba...

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Relationships are like politics...

Everyone wants a high approval rating, but occasionally, you're gonna get fucked.

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People really need to stop comparing Trump to Hitler.

After all, Hitler had a much higher approval rating.

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So there was this wasp who lives in a jungle. (long)

So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle. This was not your ordinary wasp though-he was smart, philosophical even. One day he finally got fed up with his repetitive, insignificant life and decided that he would leave his hive, his family, his entire close-knit wasp community and he would g...

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