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I Love how music takes me to another place.

For example, when Lady Gaga is playing at a bar, I immediately move to another.

Music can really take you to another place

Like this bar I'm in plays nickleback, so I'm leaving

My cat always sits in his box. I told him to be more creative and find himself another place.

He just can't think out of the box.

Love it how music can take you to another place .

For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one.

Top managers are like leaf blowers.

They make a lot of air and noise moving a problem to another place. It stinks.

A priest told me this joke as a kid.

There were 3 men, they were best friends, and they were quite unhealthy. Their names were, Bert, Chester, and Earl.

They were actually really unhealthy and Bert decided that he needed to take charge of him and his friends' health. He decided that they were going to be on a diet together to he...

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