Android Phone Jokes - 8 Hilarious Android Phone Jokes

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.

I wish orange was a common color option for android phones

Would make it easier to compare them to Apples.

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An android phone and an iPhone meet after a year.

iPhone: What......the......fuck.....dude? You.....are.....infested.....with.....malware!!

Android Phone: Fuckers don't update me. But what happened to you? Why are speaking with a lag?

iPhone: Fuckers.....updated......me.

Android phone can be so annoying

Just received a notification that my bible needs update, for what exactly?
Has Adam eaten another apple.

Did you know that God uses Android phones?

It's because he made the galaxy and the apple is forbidden.

The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However...

I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."

I want it my way

I told my wife she can only get an iPhone, but if she isn't going to get one then I'm just getting her a cheap Android phone. She tried to argue with me, but I wouldn't have it.

I said, "Baby... it's my way or the Huawei."

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Boudreau goes huntin'

There was these two Louisiana Cajuns on the bayou.

One morning Leroy saw Boudreau in his boat floating down the bayou with a lawnmower in it. "Hey Boudreau the hell you gon do with that lawnmower?" "This here's a John Deere and I'm going deer huntin!"

Leroy shakes his head at Boudreau...

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