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Adios Jokes

I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

After a long and distinguished career, my French teacher finally retired.

Adios, amigo.

How do you call an abortion in Spanish?

Adios embrios

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I know that "adios" means "bye" in Spanish, "au revoir" is "bye" in French, and "ciao" is "see you later" in Italian, but I've always wondered how you say "bye" in Japanese, Russian, and Icelandic.

I guess you could say I'm bye curious.

How does a one celled organizim say goodbye to it's friends?

"adios amebas!"

A duck walked up to a pastry store

And he said to woman running the store

"Hey, got any bread?"

The woman said,

"No we just sell cakes. But they're warm and they're fresh and they're all home-made. Can I get you a few?"

The duck said,

"Cake won't do."

Then he waddled away...

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