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Addams Family Jokes

What happens when Thanos watches The Addams Family?

3/4 of the universe dies.

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Sensitive people.

I'm the tallest in my family, so my Aunt used to call me "Lurch" from The Addams Family.

Just over the past year I started calling her "Uncle Fester" and she got so mad at me.

I guess chemotherapy makes people sensitive.

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