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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How many kids does it take with ADD to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What do rappers like to add to their coffee?

Two pack sugar.

LGBTQ?? How many letters are they going to add to it?

I mean seriously! You can't understand an acronym with that many letters in it. LMFAO!

What do racist cannibals like to add to their soup?

A handful of crackers.

What is a hero's favorite thing to add to a drink?

Just-ice!

What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft?

Data.

So he can mine it.

What do you add to water to make concrete?

About 400 feet.

What vegetable can you add to a heavy pot of water to make it lighter?

Leeks!

What song did Starlord recently add to his Awesome Mix?

Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

If a recipe calls for you to turn off the heat and begin mincing your herbs to add to the dish, that step would be called:

Stop. Hammer thyme.

Black suit, blue suit

A man dies and when he is taken to the funeral home, his widow is told they have a number of nice black suits to dress him in.

The widow tells the director that he always looked good in blue. Would it be possible to dress him in a blue suit?

The director says yes, but it will add to th...

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“I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we’re doing a story on people who solicit teenagers for sex. If you have anything you’d like to add to this conversation, go ahead. Otherwise you’re free to go.”

“Yeah, actually, if you could vote for me in the Alabama senate race that would be awesome.”

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Bros, friends, amigos... If she gives you this for her address, just go ahead and move on. Toss that cocktail napkin away. Move on. THere's other fish in the sea. (feel free to add to the list)

• Drinkand Dr.

• Vicious Circle

• West 943,185th Street

• Psycho Path

• Peoples Ct.

• Nofriggin Way

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