Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London.
A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
I don't like Muslin Afghans and think people should stone them.
A good stonewash can make muslin fabric softer and more flexible which is better suited for afghans and blankets in general, otherwise just go with a soft acrylic yarn.
A chef went to a dentist
He'd recently had a new plate implanted and felt some pain in the area.
Upon examination, the dentist stated "the acrylic is starting to deteriorate. Tell me, have you been eating a lot of Hollandaise sauce?"
"Yes," said the chef "it's a favorite. Is that bad?"
"Well," explain...
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