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I referred to my dentist as an orthodontist by mistake.

It was acci*dental*.

How did the man lose his teeth?

AcciDENTALly

So I was talking with a dentist...

...and I asked if he had any crazy stories from his years in practice.

"Yes, actually. One time I cut a man's arm off."

"What, how!?"

"I could trouble you with the details, but I really just did it acciDENTALly."

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