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Abra Jokes

A great name for a crematory would be AbraCadaver

Have you lost a loved one and don't know what to do next? AbraCadaver!

Tired of those pesky teenagers and their hula hoops on your lawn? AbraCadaver!

Interested in going out in a blaze of glory? AbraCadaver!

What did the magician say when his assistant died during the show?

Abra cadaver!

The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.

The labradoodle dude'll do.

What did the magician say after actually cutting his assistant in half?

Abra-cadaver

A undertaker hosted a magic show once.

His slogan was, "Abra-cadaver-a".

The realistic magician

A magician is winding down to the end of a performance, and in preparation for his final trick, he asks for a volunteer from the audience. A man comes up, and the magician says, "Okay, now I'm going to lay my head down on this block, and when I say 'abra-cadabra', I want you to smack the side of my ...

What did the Father of Judaism sleep on?

An Abra-Hammock

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