Abra Jokes - 7 Hilarious Abra Jokes

A great name for a crematory would be AbraCadaver

Have you lost a loved one and don't know what to do next? AbraCadaver!

Tired of those pesky teenagers and their hula hoops on your lawn? AbraCadaver!

Interested in going out in a blaze of glory? AbraCadaver!

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What did the magician say when his assistant died during the show?

Abra cadaver!

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The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.

The labradoodle dude'll do.

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What did the magician say after actually cutting his assistant in half?

Abra-cadaver

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A undertaker hosted a magic show once.

His slogan was, "Abra-cadaver-a".

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The realistic magician

A magician is winding down to the end of a performance, and in preparation for his final trick, he asks for a volunteer from the audience. A man comes up, and the magician says, "Okay, now I'm going to lay my head down on this block, and when I say 'abra-cadabra', I want you to smack the side of my ...

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What did the Father of Judaism sleep on?

An Abra-Hammock

I'm sorry

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