2nd Amendment Jokes - 5 Hilarious 2nd Amendment Jokes

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A young blonde discovers her boyfriend is cheating...

She buys a handgun.

The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The boyfriend jumps off the bed and starts pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blo...

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It makes sense that the Right to Bear Arms is the 2nd amendment

If the 1st amendment is, “I should be able to say whatever the fuck I want”

Then it makes sense that the founding fathers said, “Oh ya, I should probably have a gun too”

If the 2nd Amendment were a religion, what kind of chairs would their churches have?

Pew pews.

Did you hear about the mass shooting at the circus?

A dyslexic clowns got confused about the 2nd Amendment and armed the Bears

The blonde bought a gun.

She said it's the only time she can exercise her 2nd amendment and lose weight.

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