1700 Jokes

Her: yeah, I know, they’re all dusty

Because it was all baroque and no byte

Two hunters fly to Kenya, where they bag six gazelles. As the crew is loading the small plane to return, the pilot says the aircraft can take only four gazelles back.

“Last time, the pilot let us take all six, and he had the same plane as yours,” argues the first hunter.

Reluctantly, t... read more

... out of which 1700 were arrested.

Nestle's child slaves are 1700 miles northwest of Tesla's child slaves.

Bored of living in poverty in the late 1700's, Finn decides he wants a slice of the pie in the high stakes world of pirates. He knows pirates dock down in the bay by his village, so once he spots them, he manages to sneak aboard one of the ships. He eventually gets discovered, and rather than throw ... read more